She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I have tasted many bathrooms
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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