You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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