Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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