She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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