Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
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