i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
