Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
now i know why i became what i already was.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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