I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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