I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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