My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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