So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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