There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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