I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
