Quick, to the slutcave!
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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