he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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