Quick, to the slutcave!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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