I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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