Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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