it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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