At least make sure they are 18
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i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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