8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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