Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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