i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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