I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I want a musical about memes.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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