Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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