I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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