you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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