just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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