Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Randomize
