so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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