At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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