Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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