how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Randomize
