I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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