whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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