So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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