I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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