how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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