the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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