Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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