I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
i believe in u and ur pee
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