I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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