Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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