i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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