i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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