No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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