ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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