She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You ate ashes out of my bong
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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