I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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