Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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