Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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